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What are Mario’s mushrooms REALLY doing to him? 10 Facts About Super Mario Too Inappropriate For Kids! Subscribe now to TheGamer! https://goo.gl/AIH31G
Children of all ages love the Super Mario Brothers! There’s no child on earth who doesn’t remember their first adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom. Since the release of the original Mario Bros. game for arcade in 1983, the Super Mario franchise has gotten better and better throughout the years. In fact, the franchise is so popular that there’s a good chance if you walk up to someone and just say the words, “it’s-a me,” they’ll respond with, “Mario!” Super Mario is just good, clean fun. Except when he’s drinking blood to send demons back to hell, eating psychedelic mushrooms, or carrying out mass murder. “Wait,” you say. “I don’t remember any of that happening.” Of course, you don’t, because you’re so blinded by your love of the Italian plumber and his adorable band of merry heroes and villains that you’ve been unable to see what’s been under your nose the whole time. The Mario universe is one filled to the brim with salacious creatures, odd adventures and heinous violence. Who would have thought?
Don’t believe me? By the time you get to the end of this list, you’ll never look at Mario the same way again. Or Peach for that matter. Even Bowser. Maybe Luigi. Well, Luigi’s is actually not that bad compared to the others. But, I digress! Onward!
Put the younglings to bed early and lock their door tight because here are 10 facts about Super Mario too inappropriate for kids. Enjoy!