The joy, pain, and hilarity of movie and TV childbirths.

Movies are never short on characters who have had one too many. Just like real life drunks, they slur, slip, and spew — sometimes all at once.

If life were more like the movies, we’d all have a clever phrase to utter right before everything goes dark. Hell, family could even etch it on our tombstones. The characters in this famous last words mash-up from our editor Matthew Freund will always be remembered by their parting thoughts. Their final resting place is in our hearts and minds. …Except for the really evil ones.