In this ‘Year 3000’ parody, it’s 2006 and The Jonas Brothers are working out their new song, Year 2019, in which they meet a British man named James Corden who tells them all about the weird things they’ll find in 13 years including television on phones, The Rock becoming a famous actor and the Kardashians building an empire.
Lyrics:
One day we were at home rehearsing
I heard a funny noise
Opened the backdoor to find out
It was a dude with a British voice
Stood there, said his name was James Corden
We hadn’t heard of him
He told me he built a time machine
Described all the things he’s seen, yeah
He said
I’ve been to the year 2019
You won’t believe who the new President is
It’s the guy who hosts the Apprentice
It’s pretty weird
Super weird
He showed us the future through a portal
And we saw everything
Spider-Man, and another one, and another one
And another one
Found out there’s a mascot called Gritty
He made us terrified
We thought the future would be the best
So what’s new with Kanye West?
(James): Uhhh…
He said
I’ve been to the year 2019
TV has changed, now it’s all on your cell phone
You can filter any photo
Look, I’m a dog
A sexy dog
I took a trip to 2019
Twitter sucks, Instagram is thriving
Everybody’s wearing really tight jeans
You’ll be married
That’s surprising
I took a trip to 2019
So many brand new milks we’re trying
Cashew, almond, flax milk, oat milk
Rice milk, soy milk, hemp and goat milk
I took a trip to 2019
Lonely Kevin’s still the best meme
Everybody is obsessed with flossing
He said that Blockbuster is shut down
And Apple makes watches now
I’ve been to the year 2019
Fyre Fest was a total disaster
And The Rock is now a big actor
Box office champ
Dwayne Johnson
I’ve been to the year 2019
There’s dogs on planes, for emotional reasons
The Kardashians have had 15 seasons
They’re everywhere
We’re keeping up
I’ve been to the year 2019
Some things have changed, but it still can get better
And our band is back together
And doing fine
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke.”