How Logan Should Have Ended. “Do You Hear the Wolverine” Is now available on iTunes if you want to support HISHE
If you are curious as to why we made this, well the answer was Logan already ends pretty beautifully. When talking about flaws our biggest hang up in the film was stopping to have dinner with the family. That’s the point where everything goes bad, so really that’s where Logan should’ve put his foot down. Then Chris’ cousins called him up one day saying “We just heard the Les Misérables finale in the car and were laughing about how similar it is to the end of Logan.” So we watched the scene and started giggling at the possibilities. A few weeks later there where lyrics, drawings, and an actual choir from New Zealand singing our goofy track. It has been a bizarre month. We hope you enjoy this silly mashup.
Here’s the Les Misérables Ending
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How It Should Have Ended
Special thanks to our Guest Voice
Nicholas Andrew Louie
Mark L. Stamper and the Inspirare Vocal Ensemble
Background Artwork by Otis Frampton
———— LYRICS ————
Daddy live, Daddy you’ve got to live
You can heal, please don’t make us cry.
No my child. I’m sorry but it’s time
I can not heal.
So now I die.
On these pages
You’ll find my last edition
Read them well
When I finish my bleeding.
It’s a story
Of a mutant with claws raging
A mutant everybody loved
Metal bones and super healing.
Come with Jean where claws will never slice you
All your grit and scruff that once defined you.
X-men Heaven Please let him cross this divide.
Laura, don’t be what they made you
So this is what it feels like… (dies)
Take my hand
It’s time for your finale
Take my love
Even though one time you stabbed me
That Hugh Jackman is Logan
To cast another person now
Is simply a lost cause.
Do you hear the Wolverine?
Finally finished with the fight.
All of his stabbing of the people
Who do not know wrong from right.
Of all the Mutants and their worth
There is a man that never dies.
Seventeen years of X-men
And now he’s cutting ties
We will live again in reboots
In our Marvel Universe
Even though we aren’t avengers.
Rated R we’ll screw and curse.
An X-Men for adults
And honestly things could be worse.
Will you forget X2?
How many Last stands will there be?
We tried to make X-men Origins,
But, just got more wolverine.
First Class made the people sing
Magneto Vs Bacon
Then in the Days of Future Past
Happy ending comes!
Quicksilver then joins team!
Apocalypse does not succeed
Somewhere beyond all that
Xavier makes all of us deceased.
Do you hear the Wolverine?
Drinking his beer and saying bub.
It is a franchise stretched too far
Now our Logan’s done.
Our Logan’s Done!
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